Poseidon: Zeus.
Zeus: Poseidon.
Poseidon: It's been many years.
Zeus: What do you see?
Poseidon: Thunderclouds.
Zeus: But no lightning. Stolen.
Poseidon: What? You think I took it?
Zeus: Omnipotence has blinded you, brother.
Poseidon: We are forbidden from stealing each other's powers.
Zeus: But our children aren't.
Poseidon: You're accusing my son? I haven't seen him since he was a baby. He doesn't know me or even know who he is because of you.
Zeus: If your son is the thief, I will send him to the depths of Tartarus.
Poseidon: If you touch him, you will have the fight of your life.
Zeus: He must return the bolt to me in 14 days, on the midnight summer solstice, or there will be war.
Grover: And he's alive! Ha, ha! Percy Jackson is a beast! You're a beast man! Give me some.
Percy: How long was that?
Grover: 14 minutes.
Percy: 14 minutes?
Grover: Mmhm.
Percy: Oh.
Grover: That's crazy man. That's ridiculous. How do you do it?
Percy: I just like the water. It's the one place I can think.
Grover: Mmhm.
Percy: Aw, I wish I could spend all day in the water instead of this place.
Grover: Right. It's like high school without the musical. Everyday its the same thing. Look at this.
Mrs. Dodds: Good morning. I'm Mrs. Dodds, your substitute English teacher. Would someone please explain what Shakespeare was trying to convey in this line from Othello? Percy Jackson? Well?
Percy: I'm sorry, I don't know.
Mrs. Dodds: Anyone else?
Percy: Hey, mom. I'm home!
Sally: I'm up here, honey! Hi.
Percy: Hey mom.
Sally: How was school today?
Percy: Usual. I think this Dyslexia thing is getting worse.
Sally: Oh! Why do you think that?
Percy: I don't know. I think its ADHD. You know, I thought this school was supposed to make things better.
Sally: Percy, I know this is hard for you. But someday It'll all make sense.
Percy: Really? When? Hmm? Tonight? Tomorrow? When?
Gabe: Woman!
Sally: Hi Gabe.
Gabe: Where's my beer?
Sally: In the fridge.
Gabe: So what? Its supposed to somehow magically fly from the fridge and into my hand?
Percy: Why do you do that? Its disgusting. We're in a kitchen. Yeah, real charmer you got there. Really. Show some respect, all right? Thats my mom there.
Gabe: This is my house. You show some respect.
